Imma bust a tear in college brah, not coo
This man was born for this job.
last year a polar bear in the san francisco zoo got 10 tons of snow for his birthday and look how fucking happy he was (not my photo of course)
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
to the ppl who know me irl who follow me on here: shhhhhh shhh shhhhhhshhshhshhhhhhhhhhhh not a word u hear me shh